Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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