This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You may now shotgun with the bride
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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