i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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