Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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