At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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