I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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