God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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