just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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