Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
