when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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