He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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