If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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