Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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