one might say we're banned from that church
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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