a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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