This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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