forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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