How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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