I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
the raccoons are back...
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