smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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