Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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