Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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