just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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