omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
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Wipe that smile off your face.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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