no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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