I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
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KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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