what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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