Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go

(313): View more from Michigan

You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf

(734): View more from Michigan

They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense

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(720): View more from Colorado

Ketchup is God's man juice

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(919): View more from North Carolina

just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!

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(325): View more from Texas

Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...

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(904): View more from Florida

I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.

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(626): View more from California

It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.

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(713): View more from Texas

Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.

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(562): View more from California

Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.

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