i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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