More tranny stories later!
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
i need some magic done to my vagina