I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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