wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I came so hard my ears popped.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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