What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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