Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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