I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Randomize
