Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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