So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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