Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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