she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
When are your genitals available?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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