1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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