So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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