I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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