all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
This is classic penis vs brain.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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