do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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