I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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