so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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