Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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