that's an acceptable place to lick
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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