Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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