Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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