I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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