its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
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