Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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