Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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