How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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