Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
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i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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