No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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