I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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