what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
