All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
This is the high leading the old right now
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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